ADHD Post: Lousy Liar With A Poker Face

This Thursday I continue my tripping out without mind altering substances. First we have El Presidente saying that America will go bankrupt without health care bill. News El President, we are already bankrupt thanks to you largely and to the reckless spending of some of your predecessors like Cowboy W. and William Jefferson Blythe Clinton. But unlike you they were just reckless with W. on some policies and Clinton on many policies. You Senor Presidente are out orbiting past Uranus somewhere past mad scientist but short of complete evil genius. At least when Clinton lied, he had a good talent for cover. You suck at spending and lying.

White Americans majority projected to end by 2050. Gee like I care. I care about people, not what ethnicity or race we are. I am sick and nauseated with this continual reminder by the mainstream press that whites are not going to be the majority anymore. Big deal. In 2050 there will still be whites, blacks, Hispanics, Asians, and albinos of all races. Why don't we just call them Americans shall we?

Republicans are finally doing what they should have done all along, being the opposition party. Using whatever tactics they can to stonewall liberal Democrats. Yesterday's reading of the Sanders Amendment was a first step in the right direction. These types of tactics need to be used by conservative Republicans whenever and wherever possible when in the minority or majority when liberals bring lousy and reckless legislation to the floor. You can't compromise with the devil. If you do you dance on his terms. You must fight fire with fire no less and a lot more. Health Care reform is about a power grab, the masses be damned and Pelosi, Reid and El Presidente with their henchmen are all behind the mess. Well Congress we meet at the polls in November. GAME OVER!

The Copenhagen summit is a joke. It is a mess with protesters run amok and countries agreeing on nothing except fleecing each other and keeping other nations down and out. Hugo Chavez received a standing applause. Shows you what happens when loony communists and socialists with a few dictators mixed in get liquored up and try to make policy.

Iran has test fired a missile in a show of force. Note to Israel. You are on your own so do what you need to do and take out Iran's nukes before the Middle East becomes a blood bath. The Arab states are inept and Iran insane. Time to put their nuke program in the mental institution with a few good missiles of your own.

And finally the Mexican Navy kills top drug cartel kingpin in a shoot out. Aside from corruption, the Mexicans are taking time do something right.

Tiger Woods. He slept with another woman and the media slobbers. Let the man work out his life in peace, he is paying a high price as it is and is that not enough to know that the golfer gigolo must work out his problems before moving on? Big deal! Let the man work it out and move on. If Michael Vick can do it, anyone can. And I am still on the record denying any sleeping with or other favors to said Woods.

Senator Leiberman Imploding

Senator Joe Lieberman Independent Democrat-Connecticut said in his monotone droning voice that he could vote for the health disaster bill this morning minus medicare modifications and lowering the eligibility age to Medicare to 55.

I can just hear in my mind what is on his office voicemail:

Hello, you have reached the desk of Senator Joe Lieberman.
I am either away from my desk being bought out by President and lord Obama or
droning on the public airwaves.

Please leave me a message after the tone and I will have a staffer get back with you as soon as I can or I might respond using my automated constituent monotone message of the day to your phone number.

If this is an emergency and you are suicidal please call 911.

Thank you for your concern, but I have everything under control.

Liberal is as liberal does.

Nevada's "Shady Lady" To Offer Male Prostitutes

Nye County, Nevada is famous for UFO's and Art Bell is about to experience new activity from the 666th demension. The Shady Lady brothel is about to expand it's sex business. Not only can you find a female whore to buy sex from, but soon male whores will be on the market also.

Nevada says it is close to being ready to test men for sexually transmitted diseases. So I am sure that there will be "help wanted" signs soon in the Shady Lady's windows.

Now with both female and male prostitutes this opens a whole list of possiblities that I choose not to explore. The wild west certainly has not been tamed yet. I am wondering when the Shady Lady will open a sexual addiction clinic for those who overspend their whoring money?

I am naive to these things, and will choose to remain so, but I do have one question. Do hooker taxes go to support roads or gambling addiction? Some things are just better not explored.

IRS New "Wealth Unit" Hires Hundreds. Your Tax Dollars Run Afoul!

The Internal Revenue Service has formed a new "wealth unit" to help catch wealthy tax cheats. The agency has hired hundreds of new employees to help the new posse go after the rich absconders.

Being a great citizen I wanted to suggest some great individuals to start with:

Nancy Pelosi-D California
Charlie Wrangell D-New York
Timothy Geithner US Treasury Secretary
Barney "Elmer Fudd" Frank D-Massachusetts
Henry "Notsralius" Waxman D-California
Al Gore former Vice President of the United States
Tom "Puff Daddy" Daschle former Senator D-South Dakota
ACORN
Service Employees International Union (SEIU)
National Educaton Association
Goldman Sachs
Mayor Richard Daley of Chicago
Jessie Jackson
Al Sharpton
Harry "Land Swapper" Reid D-Nevada

If there are any Republicans or conservatives cheating on their taxes the tabloid and drive-by media will out them so I won't do their work for them.

(At the request of Snarky Basterd I have also added Barack Hussein Obama to the list.)

Algore Poetry

Algore has found a new side of himself. He discovered he was a poet and didn't know it. With rhythm and prose he now hopes to wow his audiences to rally round the climate change banner. Funny that it has been cold and snowing all week where I live. Anyway, I digress. Here is an example of the former Vice President Algore's poetic genius:



Now if only the classic poets of the past could only be here to critique Algore's poem. What would Emily Dickinson say? Could Henry Thoreau contain himself? The majesty of of his master of literary style, abstract thought, emotion catching, attention grabbing and focus make wannabe poets like myself to be put to shame.

As a tribute to Algore who's shadow I am not worthy to stand in, I offer my little ditty of a poem.

I call it The More You Blow The More It Snows. Ahem!

When you waddle out on the stage,
you babble on with mindless rage.

You talk of a world that is getting hot,
And man's ignorance and want.

Not hearing Mother Nature's call,
That our pollution will cause Earth's downfall!

Carbon dioxide being pumped out at an alarming rate,
Impending doom, inevitable fate.

Coal is dirty and cannot be burned,
Our lives must change, a new thing learned.

Though it is cold and snowing it matters not,
because all scientists say the world is getting hot.

Right wing loons have caught professors making up crap,
About temperatures that are off the map.

But it doesn't matter what they say,
Because only groupthink with your thought is the only way.

When your houses consume the power of a small city,
And you gas guzzling jet leaves white sky streaks so pretty.

We must change our lives, our habits, our views,
So the big mouth fatheads can rabidly spew.

The lies that our world is going to die
and all life cease to exist.
Because man would not willfully go along
with your little tryst.

We know power and cash are all you need,
To fill your coffers and insatiable greed.

Like lemmings we must follow you off the cliff,
So you look good as you talk so stiff.

Algore, the truth has set me free,
from all the hot air and your propaganda spree!

A good steward of the planet I will be,
But by standards that allow men free.

So as I watch the winter snow,
I say to you Algore, BLOW!

Global One Child Policy? There Is A Reason We Call These Thinkers Morons

Canada's National Post had an op ed endorsing a Chinese like "one child" per couple policy. Now at first one might think these people are retarded, off the reservation, and have their heads where the sun does not shine. But the sad thing is we have idiots like this in places of power and policy making, not just Red China.

The thinkers behind this craziness are the intellectual envirowackos who think that humans have overpopulated like rabbits and if we don't go to one child per reproductive couple, then we are all going to ruin the habitats, environments, and species that share our world with us.

It is amusing to think that these clowns would actually be taken seriously beyond dictatorships, but in today's world what you think is a bad horror movie could come true if we don't rebuff these goons and their fanatical policies.

It was these types of people that crafted Hitler's Final Solution for the Jews. It is this type of thinking that the likes of Stalin used to get rid of his adversaries. We are no longer in a position to say "it couldn't happen here."

First, all life including humans are products of the natural order. We are part of this earth just as much as the flowers, lions, penguins, and cockroaches. We are the dominant species on the planet, and we should be good stewards of all life.

But to curtail reproduction of humanity in the name of saving the environment? Is this part of a new jobs creation plan for abortion doctors and condom makers by current policy people.

I have a plan to curb world population. We castrate all the males who think like this and sterilize the women who think like this. Then they can't teach their children craziness like this and the population drops too. Wow what a plan! We would improve the gene pool also by eliminating the educated environmentally insane and all the voices in their heads. Just think how much carbon dioxide and methane we could prevent by eliminating their emissions from their lungs and their butts.

Now of course I am being sarcastic here, but I make my case with a lunatic fringe hypothesis. Because if we don't keep vigilance over common sense, there are those libel to run away with it and introduce us to a world only the criminally insane would love.

Meeting Sarah Palin

Today Sarah Palin stopped by the Costco in Salt Lake City on her Going Rogue book tour. I got there on my lunch hour and the people were already lined up. The Costco staff had dutifully lined up and herded like sheep.

The line went up a long aisle and then down another aisle. All kinds of people had come to meet the former vice presidential candidate. There were babies with moms and dads, teenagers, university students, and senior citizens. A guy who was 80 practically talked my ear off the 90 minutes in line.

Due to the amount of people who showed up they gathered up all the books that we had bought and took them off to the desk where Sarah was sitting so that she could sign them personally.

When I finally got up to the desk to meet the former Alaska Governor, I saw her sitting by her husband Todd greeting the masses.

The meeting was very brief, but she was kind and very hospitable. She did not look like the mainstream media had portrayed her. She appeared very much in control of the masses and was holding her own with the masses as the security detail looked on.

She shook my hand and asked my name. After introducing myself I thanked her for coming and gave her the famous punch line "DRILL BABY DRILL" and she responded in the affirmative.

I was then shuffled on with others and taken to the outside of the signing area. I took my pictures and learned that the tomatoes had been removed from the store due to an incident involving a Palin hater. All in all it was a good day and who knows, I may have met the next leader of the free world.